Introducing Edward Van Earnhardt
Arriving at only 6 pounds 2 ounces, Edward is the lovechild of Les Paul, Leo Fender and Eddie Van Halen. His stepfather custom designed the pickguard, and added the camouflage Dale homage to the back, making him virtually impossible to resell.
Stepfather is doing well. Stepmother has no idea, and stepfather hopes to keep it that way.