No, I Will Not Delete Everything You Ever Posted.
Can I do that? Yes, I think I can. Am I going to do it? No, I am not. If you’re unhappy with what you’ve posted, to the point that you no longer wish to be identified, than that’s on you, not me.
If you no longer wish to visit the EBMM forums, you have free will. Delete it from your bookmarks and have a nice life. It’s okay. No one will really notice, so no worries about that.
But I’m not doing your work for you. The rest of you, carry on.
All is well. I’ve ordered a new Stingray 5 and I feel better about life now.